Arthur's Joke index
This is where I stash the stupid jokes I get by email. Enjoy.
Top of Index
- Not from Nigeria G BUSH NEEDS ASSISTANCE
- Advanced Absentminded Attention...
- Wife 1.0 Tech Support
- Lines We'd Like to Hear on Star Wars
- Hack IQ test
- Sponsor an Enron exec in need
- The Turbanator
- There's a place
in France where the naked monkeys dance
- Get Osama game
- Twas the night before the bombing
- Taliban Singles
I Wanna Bomb Osama (La Bamba) by I Wet My Bed.com
- Learn Educanto
- Onion Sept 26, 2001
9/11 Hijackers surprised to find themselves in hell.
Slide show tribute to 9-11 disaster
- Woman killed in mistaken rapture in
Arkansas when she spots Jesus raising souls
- Chronice of Higher Education
August 3, 2001
24/7 With the Cliche Expert
- A piddling tradition?
Michael Cabbage Orlando Sentinel. Russian astronaut tradition to take
a wiz on the van on the way to the rocket.
- Cat's in the Kettle at the Peking Moon
- Like, um fuzzy math
- Where's the missing dollar?
- How to argue Creationism like a fundy
- School Answering Service
- Seattle Times 11/29/2000 Flying pig OK with FAA "porcine pal
was not a flying boor"
- 2 quiz what's really important
- PC Seasons Greetings
- Boy 9, fends for himself a month while mother's corpse lies in living room
Seatimes Dec 9, 1999 z99\clipim\99\12\12\corpse.efx
- You're getting older when...
- Ban Bread
- Night before y2k
- Crushed Asians
- Star Wars in asciimation
- Computers male or female?
- WO and MAN elements
- Toddler Diet
- God's feedback card
- 10 things dan won't say
- Prayer in school offends
- Multipying snakes *math*
- Ghandi joke
- Lead us not into temptation...
- Twas the Night Before Impeachment
- Evolution of a Programmer
- Top 25 Explanations by programmers when t
heir programs don't work.
- Men and Women
- Once Upon A Midnight Dreary... Raven hack
- If GM built cars like Microsoft or Apple<
- Central Seattle Community College Math E
- Klingon Programming
- Internet Maxims
- MS Excel Flight Simulator / Team Credits
- Instructions for life
- Error messages in Haiku
- Asian American Humour
- Ode to Spell Checkers
- The Sacred Bull Basic English and Math
Test For Federal Politicians by Charles Curley & Claire Wolfe
- Dr. Suess Meets Fornigate
- If Santa were an Environmentalist
- Martha Steward Christmas Schedule
- Nerd Beatles Lyrics
- Chi-X You Know You're Asian If
- Microsoft TV Dinner
- 11 yr old science test answers
- Bilingual Lawyer Ranger vs. robber
- Bill, Al and Hillary meet God
- Microsoft sues over Tamagotchi
- Watch out for "dihydrogen monoxide."
- Chocolate Policy
- Friday is Drop a Task Day
- Princess Diana Jokes (gag!)
- An Even More Entrepeneurial Apple
- You Know You're a Parent When...
- Business Zodiac
- Dumb scrolling ASCII animation
- You know you're Bengali, Pakistani, or Ind
ian if . . .
- Computer acronyms
- Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
- Computer Hillbilly Song
- \clip\97\12\install.txt Dave Barry's How To Install Software
- Youknow you're an email junkie when...
- Microsoft There's a fly in my soup
- \clip\97\11\ballchar.txt Man in lawn chair hanging from balloons
- \clip\97\11\dilblaw.txt Dilbert's laws
- \clip\97\11\rednek.txt redneck computer glossary
- \clip\97\03\macdcard.txt McDonell Douglas warantee registration survey
- \clip\97\10\dogvman.txt Dogs are better than men because...
- \clip\97\09\manncom.txt Manners commandments for kids
- \clip\97\09\highsour.txt Job openings at Higher Source
- \clip\97\09\dateperm.txt Permission to date my daughter
- \clip\97\04\leakdeat.txt Man falls of cliff, family sues because
- there were not enough public toilets.
- Three wishes
- \clip\97\02\murpcomb.txt Murphy's Laws of combat
- http://www.firststrike.com/InjuryGame/ Watch Jackie Chan get hurt
- \clip\97\01\geekon.txt Philadelphia Inquirer: Geek-onics
- Programmer Proverbs
- \DOC\96\08\XMAS12.TXT Line printer art 12 days of xmas
- \doc\96\07\ogsuess.txt OJ Trial told by Dr. Suess
- \doc\96\07\lingo.txt CGI joe, etc.
- \doc\96\07\micrans.txt Microsoft tech support
- \doc\96\06\knowchin.txt 82 Ways to Know if You are Chinese
- \clip\96\04\evryfire.txt Wall Street reacts favorably - everybody
- \priv\96\03\virus.txt Computer virus jokes
- \doc\95\15\perfchin.txt - How to be a perfect Chinese parent
- \priv\95\19\xmtree.txt - Xmas tree card in ascii
- \priv\95\19\abc.txt - How to tell if you are fresh off the boat
- d:\priv\95\19\chainsex.txt - good sex chain letter
- \priv\95\19\micrpan.txt - microsoft panhandler
- \priv\95\16\psydog.txt - dog hooked up to telephone pole
- \priv\95\14\progmgr.txt - program manager as mountain lion
- \priv\95\14\engrsong.txt - engineers song (beverly hillbillies)
- \doc\doc936\unixbaby.txt - funny help man page on baby
- \priv\95\05\winurol.txt - Win 95 causes testicular torsion
- \priv\95\05\engrhumr.txt - engineer & car crash joke
- \priv\95\05\adamsex.txt - Scott Adams on sexy computer guys
- \doc\95\05\joebob.txt - parady of Microsoft Bob for rednecks
- \priv\95\05\mssanta.txt - Microsoft trademarks Christmas
- \doc\95\06\confess.txt - Confessions on the Web
- \priv\95\07\suess.txt - Suess as technical writer
- \priv\95\07\womenjk.txt - joke about what women want
- \priv\95\08\bugrept.txt - bogus bug report about sound when nobody can h
- \priv\95\10\savechck.txt - six die trying to save chicken in Egypt
- \doc\95\11\starwin.txt - Star Trek: Windows against the Borg
- \doc\95\11\techsupp.doc - Tech support: Haiti revolution needs help
- \priv\95\13\ojjoke.txt - OJ jokes
- \priv\95\14\sistmerc.txt - screwed by the sisters of mercy
- \doc\95\13\cowpol.txt - Cows and politics made simple