Arthur's Joke index

• Not from Nigeria G BUSH NEEDS ASSISTANCE
• Advanced Absentminded Attention...
• Wife 1.0 Tech Support
• Lines We'd Like to Hear on Star Wars
• Hack IQ test
• Sponsor an Enron exec in need
• The Turbanator
• There's a place in France where the naked monkeys dance
• Get Osama game
• Twas the night before the bombing
• Taliban Singles
• I Wanna Bomb Osama (La Bamba) by I Wet My Bed.com
• Learn Educanto
• Onion Sept 26, 2001 9/11 Hijackers surprised to find themselves in hell.
• Slide show tribute to 9-11 disaster
• Woman killed in mistaken rapture in Arkansas when she spots Jesus raising souls
• Chronice of Higher Education August 3, 2001 24/7 With the Cliche Expert
• A piddling tradition? Michael Cabbage Orlando Sentinel. Russian astronaut tradition to take a wiz on the van on the way to the rocket.
• Cat's in the Kettle at the Peking Moon
• Like, um fuzzy math
• Where's the missing dollar?
• How to argue Creationism like a fundy
• School Answering Service
• Seattle Times 11/29/2000 Flying pig OK with FAA "porcine pal was not a flying boor"
• 2 quiz what's really important
• PC Seasons Greetings
• Boy 9, fends for himself a month while mother's corpse lies in living room Seatimes Dec 9, 1999 z99\clipim\99\12\12\corpse.efx
• You're getting older when...
• Ban Bread
• Night before y2k
• Crushed Asians
• Star Wars in asciimation
• Computers male or female?
• WO and MAN elements
• Toddler Diet
• God's feedback card
• 10 things dan won't say
• Prayer in school offends
• Multipying snakes *math*
• Ghandi joke
• Lead us not into temptation...
• Twas the Night Before Impeachment
• Evolution of a Programmer
• Top 25 Explanations by programmers when t heir programs don't work.
• Men and Women
• Once Upon A Midnight Dreary... Raven hack s
• If GM built cars like Microsoft or Apple< /a>
• Central Seattle Community College Math E xam
• Klingon Programming
• Internet Maxims
• MS Excel Flight Simulator / Team Credits
• Instructions for life
• Error messages in Haiku
• Asian American Humour
• Ode to Spell Checkers
• The Sacred Bull Basic English and Math Test For Federal Politicians by Charles Curley & Claire Wolfe
• Dr. Suess Meets Fornigate
• If Santa were an Environmentalist
• Martha Steward Christmas Schedule
• Nerd Beatles Lyrics
• Chi-X You Know You're Asian If
• Microsoft TV Dinner
• 11 yr old science test answers
• Bilingual Lawyer Ranger vs. robber
• Bill, Al and Hillary meet God
• Microsoft sues over Tamagotchi
• Watch out for "dihydrogen monoxide."
• Chocolate Policy
• Friday is Drop a Task Day
• Princess Diana Jokes (gag!)
• An Even More Entrepeneurial Apple
• You Know You're a Parent When...
• Business Zodiac
• Dumb scrolling ASCII animation
• You know you're Bengali, Pakistani, or Ind ian if . . .
• Computer acronyms
• Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
• Computer Hillbilly Song
• \clip\97\12\install.txt Dave Barry's How To Install Software
• Youknow you're an email junkie when...
• Microsoft There's a fly in my soup
• \clip\97\11\ballchar.txt Man in lawn chair hanging from balloons
• \clip\97\11\dilblaw.txt Dilbert's laws
• \clip\97\11\rednek.txt redneck computer glossary
• \clip\97\03\macdcard.txt McDonell Douglas warantee registration survey
• \clip\97\10\dogvman.txt Dogs are better than men because...
• \clip\97\09\manncom.txt Manners commandments for kids
• \clip\97\09\highsour.txt Job openings at Higher Source
• \clip\97\09\dateperm.txt Permission to date my daughter
• \clip\97\04\leakdeat.txt Man falls of cliff, family sues because
• there were not enough public toilets.
• Three wishes
• \clip\97\02\murpcomb.txt Murphy's Laws of combat
• http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/DChiang/jokes.htm
• http://www.firststrike.com/InjuryGame/ Watch Jackie Chan get hurt
• \clip\97\01\geekon.txt Philadelphia Inquirer: Geek-onics
• Programmer Proverbs
• \DOC\96\08\XMAS12.TXT Line printer art 12 days of xmas
• \doc\96\07\ogsuess.txt OJ Trial told by Dr. Suess
• \doc\96\07\lingo.txt CGI joe, etc.
• \doc\96\07\micrans.txt Microsoft tech support
• \doc\96\06\knowchin.txt 82 Ways to Know if You are Chinese
• \clip\96\04\evryfire.txt Wall Street reacts favorably - everybody
• fired.
• \priv\96\03\virus.txt Computer virus jokes
• \doc\95\15\perfchin.txt - How to be a perfect Chinese parent
• \priv\95\19\xmtree.txt - Xmas tree card in ascii
• \priv\95\19\abc.txt - How to tell if you are fresh off the boat
• d:\priv\95\19\chainsex.txt - good sex chain letter
• \priv\95\19\micrpan.txt - microsoft panhandler
• \priv\95\16\psydog.txt - dog hooked up to telephone pole
• \priv\95\14\progmgr.txt - program manager as mountain lion
• \priv\95\14\engrsong.txt - engineers song (beverly hillbillies)
• \doc\doc936\unixbaby.txt - funny help man page on baby
• \priv\95\05\winurol.txt - Win 95 causes testicular torsion
• \priv\95\05\engrhumr.txt - engineer & car crash joke
• \priv\95\05\adamsex.txt - Scott Adams on sexy computer guys
• \doc\95\05\joebob.txt - parady of Microsoft Bob for rednecks
• \priv\95\05\mssanta.txt - Microsoft trademarks Christmas
• \doc\95\06\confess.txt - Confessions on the Web
• \priv\95\07\suess.txt - Suess as technical writer
• \priv\95\07\womenjk.txt - joke about what women want
• \priv\95\08\bugrept.txt - bogus bug report about sound when nobody can h ear it
• \priv\95\10\savechck.txt - six die trying to save chicken in Egypt
• \doc\95\11\starwin.txt - Star Trek: Windows against the Borg
• \doc\95\11\techsupp.doc - Tech support: Haiti revolution needs help
• \priv\95\13\ojjoke.txt - OJ jokes
• \priv\95\14\sistmerc.txt - screwed by the sisters of mercy
• \doc\95\13\cowpol.txt - Cows and politics made simple