KINDERGARTENDER EXPELLED FOR HAVING FIREMAN AXE "WEAPON" \doc\web\98\09\axe.txt Date sent: Tue, 03 Nov 1998 18:41:37 -0500 To: 71524.2205@compuserve.com From: WitchyPooy@aol.com (by way of Fred Battey ) Subject: Weapons No-Tolerance really means NO COMMON SENSE We yet another ridiculous nonsensical story where NO tolerance weapons policies really mean NO common sense. Yesterday in Deer Lakes School District, a district in South West PA, a kindergartner age 5 was suspended for 1 day for violating the schools "no tolerance weapons policy. Of course the 5 yr old has no idea what they are talking about or what he did wrong, only that the establishment and adults are punishing him and isn't this terrible. It seems the school sponsored a Halloween Party (which by the way is the celebration of a religion, since Halloween was established years ago as the day for devil worship). Anyway it seems the kindergartner was to come to school in Halloween costume, so he did as many youngsters do at that age, and dressed in a store bought costume as a "Fireman." Yes, folks this little guy still thinking that firemen are heroes and someone to emulate, dressed as a fireman but made the mistake of bringing a 6 inch plastic red toy ax, which was part of the store bought costume, to school as a prop attached to his fireman's tool belt. NOW everyone knows that the ax was not invented as a weapon anymore than pencils were. An ax is and always was and will be a useful tool by pioneers, campers, etc etc, and is in fact a very important tool for Firemen fighting fires. When visiting the Firehouse as a field trip, the children were shown all the various tools a fireman uses to fight fires, such as hoses, fireproof clothing, picks, and axes. (They were NOT shown a display of "weapons") So as any 5 yr old would do, and since it was supplied in the store bought costume, he attached it in the appropriate place on his toolbelt, as he had seen our fireman (heroes all) do. Well, you guessed it! Common sense being totally absent in our schools today, when the young man showed up at school in his costume, his teacher was shocked and outraged. She immediately confiscated the "look alike weapon" (or as we all know the "look alike tool") and placed it on her desk. If that was the end of it, this story would not have made front page news. But heaven no!!! The principal of the elementary school, hearing of the "weapon of mass destruction" immediately suspended the 5 yr old child from school for 1 day, immediately removing him from the Halloween party, calling the parent, and explaining that this child had violated their "no tolerance" weapons policy and needed to be punished!! HUH? said the little boy, what's that? The community is outraged. Isn't the weapons policy suppose to stop "weapons"? Isn't the intent of an object what makes it a weapon or not? Is silverware a weapon? If the child had dressed as an AX murderer, that would be different, but a fireman? Our schools have become dangerous, but not dangerous from the children within. NO the children are in more danger from insensitive, unthinking, and just plain stupid "in charge" adults and policies that have no basis in anything that even closely resembles common sense or the real world! Here is a 5 yr. old child being told that he did something wrong by dressing as his mother told him, going to school as he was told, holding a fireman as a hero, and all around being traumatized by not knowing from this day forward, whether he is good or bad, or does terrible things. He will no doubt be afraid to go to school, and who knows what else. Please is this progress!! And I don't want to hear from any societal do gooders that say this child and the rest of the kids learned that no tolerance means no tolerance!! That's bunk!!!! All they learned is they really don't know which way to turn any longer. Suppose the child dressed as a carpenter and brought a hammer on his toolbelt, would he be kicked out? ANYTHING CAN BE USED AS A WEAPON IF YOU WANT! As I said earlier, look out for those pencils, although not made as a weapon or for that purpose (as is the ax not made for a weapon), pencils could be used to poke someone's eye out, or if stuck in the ear with great enough force, could kill. We have children who can't read for heaven sake! Yet we want to waste our time and resources on this foolishness. Everyone knows that if SKIP from Oregon had not been allowed to dress as a fireman in kindergarten, he probably wouldn't have ended up killing all those students!!!!! Give me a break!!