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 For the Star Trek fans, here is a view into the Klingon programmers
 war-room.
 
 Klingon Programmers
 Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your
 software development team:
 10) "This code is a piece of crap!  You
 have no honor!"
 9) "A TRUE Klingon code warrior does not comment
 his code!"
 8) "By filing this bug report you have questioned
 my family honor. Prepare to die!"
 7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?!
 I should kill you where you stand!"
 6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
 5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
 4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual
 Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
 3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die!  I say
 we ship it!"
 2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
 1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis!  The greatest Klingon code
 warrior that ever lived!"