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From:	bsanderson@krebs.com (Brandee Sanderson)


                         SCIENCE TEST ANSWERS


The following are all quotes from 11 year old's science exams:


When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.


H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.


To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test
tube.


When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.


Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free
state.


Water is composed of 2 gins, Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin.=20 Hydrogin is gin and water.


Three kind of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.


Blood flows down one leg and up the other.


Respiration is composed of 2 acts, first inspiration, and then
expectoration.


The moon is a planet just like earth, only it is even deader.


Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead
of the bull.


Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes
them perspire.


A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.


Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.


The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the
bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, & u.


The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.


The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.


The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out
and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is
something to hitch meat to.


 A permanent set of teeth consists of 8 canines, 8 cuspids, 2 molars,
& 8 cuspidors.


The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends
towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.