\doc\web\97\08\hilljoke.txt
Subject:          religion and politics


> >Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed.
> >They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on this great white throne.
> >God addresses Al first:
> >"Al, what do you believe in?"
> >
> >Al replies, "I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we
> >need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the
> >whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
> >
> >God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that.  Come and
> >sit on my left."
> >
> >God then addresses Bill.  "Bill, what do you believe in?"
> >
> >Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people.  I think
> >people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one
> >should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.  I also believe
> >in feeling other people's pain."
> >
> >God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good.  Come and
> >sit at my right."
> >
> >God then addresses Hillary.  "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
> >
> >She says, "I believe you're in my chair."
> >